"Wife: ap ko meri khubsurti ziyada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi? Husband: mujhe to tumhari ye mazaaq karne ki aadat bohot achi lagti hai

Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Employee (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho? Meri taraf dekho.

SON: Dad, someone is asking donation for the swimming pool in the colony. Father: Give them a glass of water!

Srdar answers the toughest question ever: "Wht comes 1st.Chicken or Egg? Srdar:Oye paji...js cheez ka order pehlay dunga.. wohi pehlay ayega  

Tmam Musalman Doston se Guzarish hai k 'WALLS' ki Ice Cream Na khaya karein Q k jb Ap Log ice Cream khaty hn To phr Mera v dil krda ay

Sardr:mre lye ksi Lrki ka rishta bata, Dost:Yar 1 Lrki hai B.Com ki .. sardar: Yaar Qoum koi bhi ho, bus parhi likhi honi chahiye

Bap beti se:tm chup k mobile pe BAT Q krti ho sb k samne krne me SHARM ati hai? Papa mje chup k hi bat krne den wrna sbko SHARAM aygi

Teachr:Agr tm apni Ami ko "MUM" kaho to ami se bari Khala or Choti Khala ko kia kahogy? Srdar:Bari ko "maxiMUM" Or, Choti ko "miniMUM"

Pagal hain wo log jo Friends ko "MiSS" krty hain, "MiSS"krna hain to "Macharon"ko "MiSS"kro Jo jan pe khel k b apko"KiSS"krty hain.

Sardar:Jab grmi lgti hai to AC k samny ja k beth jata hoon Dost: Agar tab bhi grmi na khatm ho to? Sardar:To phir AC oN karleta hn.